Here’s Megan Fox, the hottest thing in Hollywood, for the time being, because I accidentally bought myself a pair of briefs at the bootleg underwear store and I’ve been sporting them the last couple days and feel fuckin’ sexy, so sexy that I may just walk myself into the bathroom and cut of my dick in hopes to move to Hollywood and suck dick to the top, never having anyone know that I was once a dude, only to take away the limelight away from this whore as the next hot thing, but I’m sure that’s all just wishful thinkin’ on my part, I mean I can never be a hot little starlet everyone wants to fuck, but I can jerk off to one, even though jerking off is the lamest form of contraceptive, I mean other than condoms, everyone knows abortion is the way to fuckin’ go.
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Megan Fox Lickin’ Her Lips of the Day
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Here is the fame hungry whore, the one who pushed her husband away, forcing him to cheat on her, because she got caught up in the limelight, and figured if he did cheat on her, it’d make for a good season, because nothing on TV is real and because she only cares about money and other pussy, since there’s no way she’s not a fucking dyke. Here she is showing off the TLC funded tummy tuck in her bikini because it’s the easiest way to get media coverage and stay in the tabloids, because the internet likes bikini pictures, it’s really the only reason you’re on this site right now, I don’t kid myself into thinking it is for my genius, uneducated writing….
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John and Kate Continue The Publicity Push of the Day
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