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Ashley Tisdale’s Legs Don’t Fool Me Into Thinkin She’s Not Ugly of the Day

May 27th, 2009

No matter how much work this Tisdale chick gets done to herself, she keeps stayin’ ugly. I don’t really understand it but it reminds me of a conversation I had earlier today, when a girl was telling me about her boyfriend’s band that was called The Cockroaches, where I responded “How cute, he named it after you”, only I was just trying to be funny with her, while I actually think that shit applies to Tisdale, because she is a fucking cockroach of a girl who just doesn’t go away, like the cockroaches in my shitty apartment, depsite not really having much purpose in being there, but to just annoy the fuck out of me

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Ashley Tisdale’s Legs Don’t Fool Me Into Thinkin She’s Not Ugly of the Day

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RIP Motherfucker the Dom DeLuise Edition of the Day

May 5th, 2009

I just heard this now, because I don’t have my finger on the pulse of pop culture, but I do sometimes get lucky enough to have my finger inside pop culture, and by pop culture I mean unsuspecting college girls who had a little too much too drink and happen to fall asleep while I am on the couch next time them, and by sometimes, I mean never. But Dom DeLuise died in his sleep at 6 pm

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RIP Motherfucker the Dom DeLuise Edition of the Day

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